An Arthur/Merlin Triple Limerick

[nyxelestia]

...which is currently untitled (like, properly titled), but oh well.

Title: Triple Limerick of 'Love'
Summary: Arthur/Merlin smut, in limericks (three stanzas).
Rating: R
Word Count: 101
Pairings/Characters: Arthur/Merlin,
Warnings/Content: smut
Beta: None :(
Notes: Written in a letter to my friend arithilim, who is suffering in college and as such needed some professional level cheering up. :)

There once was a skinny sorcerer
Who would so lovingly moan and purr

When his prince would romance

The soft wand in his pants

‘Til the wand chose to heighten and stir

What a beautiful wand it was, so grand!
T’was quite likely the best in the land

The prince offered a kiss

And the wizard would hiss

And the wand would spill love o’er his hand

So pleased was the prince of his man,
His sweet mouth he brought down to his hand

And he licked at the seed

With such succulent greed

He produced his own milky sweet strand

Comments

[hermitknut.livejournal.com]

*sniggers* I hope these cheer up your friend - they definitely worked on me :D
HK

[nyxelestia.livejournal.com]

She seemed to like them. ;) Glad to brighten any day, though! ^+^

[jusmine984.livejournal.com]

...How can just a few lines be so hot?!

[nyxelestia.livejournal.com]

I have mad skillz. :D

[jusmine984.livejournal.com]

:P

[crazypenguin03.livejournal.com]

OMG >dies laughing< that is so horrible that it's fantastic in a way that only limericks are capable of. nice job. >wanders off still sniggering<

[nyxelestia.livejournal.com]

Er...thank you?

[crazypenguin03.livejournal.com]

it is a compliment, i promise.

[nyxelestia.livejournal.com]

Thank you, then. :)

[sarahyyy.livejournal.com]

Brilliant. Absolutely brilliant. =D

[nyxelestia.livejournal.com]

Thank you. :)

[guishih.livejournal.com]

I am ashamed to say that I enjoyed that immensely... Good work.

[nyxelestia.livejournal.com]

Don't be ashamed! :) I'm glad you like it. ^+^

[quantitativity.livejournal.com]

Hello, poetry unit in English class.
I'm going to be all giggling when we start doing poetry on Monday.
And to think, I sit in the first row and everything.

[nyxelestia.livejournal.com]

A bit late in replying, but I hoped it helped. (And, I also have something for if you ever need help with sonnets ;D)

[quantitativity.livejournal.com]

Ahaha yes, please.
Actually, I think I've already read come across that one, but I certainly wouldn't mind reading it again!