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Resource: tree.fm, an audio library of global forest sounds.

The link will take you to a soundscape from a random forest against a scenic woodland wallpaper (chosen from Unsplash and not necessarily from the same forest), with the location and contributor identified in mouseprint at the bottom of the page.

https://www.tree.fm/

FFA DW Post #2355 - My wire mother (24f), cloth mother (31f), & milk frother (27f), have unionised.

HELP.

My alien polyamory setup is a little dystopian ...

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FFA DW Post #2354 - CYOA (choose your own ass)

Switch exclusively to very vague epithets, like "the pretty man laid down on the bed while his ruggedly handsome partner retrieved a bottle of oil. The delicate man shivered, imagining the feeling of his tall dark lover's thick fingers in his ass."

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FFA DW Post #2353 - Nya(cromancy)

Cat crimes: knocking things off counters, ripping up paper, raising the dead...

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FFA DW Post #2352 - My breast is full of sorrow for the hypothetical lactation kinkster

... who, unfamiliar with the terminology, advertises themself in terms of "big mommy milker", only to attract an all-too-likeminded fellow kinkster, the two of them sat like thirsty spider-men, nary a suckable tit between them.

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FFA DW Post #2351 - 🎶 Spins a web, any size / Covers dick, also thighs

Spider nudes, spider nudes
Sent to nonnie by spider dudes ...🎶

Well hang on now, nonny. If the dick and thighs are covered by the web, is it really a nude?

Sure! The dick still coyly peeks through the spiderweb, like lacy peekaboo panties. It's classy.

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Personal Issues, Off Topic Conversation, Religion, & Everything Else post (PP #31)
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the game Hogwarts Legacy
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sexual abuse and rape culture
UK Politics
Russia's invasion of Ukraine and related current events

Discussion of UK politics related sexual abuse and rape culture should go into one properly labeled subthread.

Discussion of the COVID-19 pandemic in the UK needs to go to the thread about that country. If it's personal, it still belongs on the PP. Any attempt at wank will be frozen.