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Title: Epic Adventures in King Arthur's Bed
Summary: A Spenserian sonnet of Arthur/Merlin 'love', aka smut.
Rating: R
Word Count: 120
Pairings/Characters: Arthur/Merlin,
Warnings/Content: smut
Beta: None :(
Notes: Written in a letter to my friend [livejournal.com profile] arithilim, who is suffering in college and as such needed some professional level cheering up. :)


Epic Adventures in King Arthur's Bed )

Spenserian Sonnets should not be confused with English/Shakespearean Sonnets.
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...which is currently untitled (like, properly titled), but oh well.

Title: Triple Limerick of 'Love'
Summary: Arthur/Merlin smut, in limericks (three stanzas).
Rating: R
Word Count: 101
Pairings/Characters: Arthur/Merlin,
Warnings/Content: smut
Beta: None :(
Notes: Written in a letter to my friend [livejournal.com profile] arithilim, who is suffering in college and as such needed some professional level cheering up. :)

An Arthur/Merlin Triple Limerick of 'Love' )
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All men's brains
Are 'tween their dick and their ass
If they're not thinking with the front
Then they're thinking with the back


Does anyone else feel like this explains everything as much as I do? :D
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Title: A Sword and Some Stars

Rating: PG

Summary: A triple drabble about a pirates vs ninjas wedding in Reno. Need I say more? Slightly crackish.

Pairing: Arthur/Merlin

Warnings: Um...suggestive themes? Slightly crackish?

Beta: None

Notes: Written for [livejournal.com profile] lassroyale as a late birthday present. For her fic All Bets Off, I kinda fell in love with it and told her I was going to have to kidnap her and marry her in Reno. She said she'd go if it was a pirates vs ninjas wedding, and I gave her a sword and she gave me some shuriken, and then I got an LJ alert a few days ago saying her birthday was coming up, and then real life got in the way in the form of Honors Chemistry and an Algebra test, but then, lo and behold, here we are!

Word count exactly 300.

A Sword and Some Stars )
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Title: Black Friday

Rating: PG

Summary: Only Americans would have a holiday dedicated to shopping. They weren't even Yanks, and yet somehow Merlin still got dragged along for this. They were so going to pay for this...

Pairing: Arthur/Merlin, Gwen/Morgana

Warnings: None

Beta: None

Notes: Oh, come on, Americans - you know you wanted to. ;)

For Brits And Other Non-Yanks Who Don't Know What I'm Talking About: the day after Thanksgiving in America has always marked the start of Christmas shopping, and a time when revenue was almost guaranteed to be highly profitable for retailers. They nicknamed this Black Friday - for the color profits used to be labeled in, as opposed to the red of lost margins - and the consumer population caught onto this, and thought it was funny, and started shopping on this day more and more for lack of anything better to do. The stores caught onto this, and started making more deals on this day, which the people latched onto more, which made the companies more interested, and well...all this bouncing off each other has resulted in a holiday dedicated to shopping. It's one step away from getting government recognition, and if it helps give a little boost to the economy that many people are hoping for, then it probably will get government recognition.

Only in America will you get a holiday dedicated to consumerism on the day after a holiday created to celebrate the nation's original anti-materialists.

*eyeroll*

Black Friday )

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